MCSWEENEY'S | MAY 24, 2022

An Open Letter To Woman's Magazines Who Promote Body Positivity With Totally Not Photoshopped Images Of Naked Celebrities

BELLA DONNA COMEDY via MEDIUM | October 24, 2022

We, Your Health Insurance Providers, Are Tackling Breast Cancer Head On by Lighting the Outside of our Building in Pink

MCSWEENEY'S | October 27, 2021

An Open Letter to Tiffany & Co. About Their Advertising Campaign for the Ring That Helps Women Remember They Survived Cancer

BELLA DONNA COMEDY via MEDIUM | October 3, 2023

At Cover Your Ass Realty, We Specialize in Apology Friendly Properties for the Rich and Famous

BELLA DONNA COMEDY via MEDIUM | Feb 22, 2023

Is It the Algorithm or Is It Your Mom?

BELLA DONNA COMEDY via MEDIUM | Feb 22, 2023

10 Signs You've Been Binge-Watching "The Crown" and Need to Stop, Immediately

GREENER PASTURES via MEDIUM | February 12, 2021

“This Valentine’s Day, Give Her Your Actual Heart!” Urges Organ Donor Association

MCSWEENEY'S | February 1, 2021

Message To My Seventh Grade Math Teacher to Rub In Her Face That I Was Right When I Said I’d Never Need Math in Real Life

FRAZZLED via MEDIUM | March 26, 2021

All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten Then Had to Unlearn in a Pandemic